MrCrowmanSir 8:02 Fri Sep 4
Inconsistency in packets of Revels
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I have had 2 packets of Revels in the past 7-10 days, and found there are unacceptable levels of inconsistency. The first packet contained approximately 60% maltesers, and now I have just had a packet and this contained appoximately 65 % chocolate raisins.
SHould I contact Mars consumer care to see what they say?
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chad sexington
10:06 Sat Sep 5
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That's because revels are shit. They're just the rejects of other Mars products chucked in a bag for Mongs to eat.
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WSM Hammer
12:11 Sat Sep 5
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"Approximately 65%"
LOVE IT!
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Up The Iron
11:56 Fri Sep 4
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Revels should be abolished. Bring back Toffee Treets.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:58 Fri Sep 4
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Kant imagined the space-time continuum before Einstein's mother was born.
FACT
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Darlo Debs
10:54 Fri Sep 4
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Grumpster i have three chocolate rules: No white choc, no pkain choc and no fruit/choc combos bar Jaffa Cakes.
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plankton
10:48 Fri Sep 4
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A pox on all things in plastic bags. Give me a proper confectioner again with 5lb jars and 1/4lb bags of something. Some of those dastardly concoctions in those big jars just don't exist anymore, or - if they do - in such a paltry copy that they're worthless.
Pineapple chunks, anyone ? Strawberry sherbets ? Proper fucking wine-gums ?
Ahhh. the joys of a mis-pent youth, replete with dentists who smelt of alcohol.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:48 Fri Sep 4
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I bet he shagged more women and more women shagged him than you have even contemplated hot dinners you cunts.
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Far Cough
10:44 Fri Sep 4
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Kant was a Kunt
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neilalex
10:41 Fri Sep 4
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Kant liked order though Hammer & Pickle. Very regular in his personal life and habits. Inconsistency in Revels would have appalled him.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:35 Fri Sep 4
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My word, I do wish you were a proper far-right braindead moron Nurse.
I just imagine the fun I'd have at your expense and weep.
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Nurse Ratched
10:27 Fri Sep 4
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Alex G has a point, Crowman.
Is your PC loaded with SPSS?
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Alex G
10:18 Fri Sep 4
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Approximately?
Come back wen you've bothered to count and analyse the Revels make up properly.
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Grumpster
10:17 Fri Sep 4
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I do like a bit of Orange with choccy though debs.
In fact pretty much anything goes except for coconut and Turkish delight.
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MrCrowmanSir
10:17 Fri Sep 4
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Stands to reason.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:15 Fri Sep 4
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I'm a die-hard Kantian and chocolate is not part of the categorical imperative.
Therefore, it has to go.
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Darlo Debs
10:14 Fri Sep 4
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But Grumpster.....they still have the orange ones....bkeuggghh
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MrCrowmanSir
10:14 Fri Sep 4
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Grumpster 10:11 Fri Sep 4
Treat sized bags are on offer for a quid in quite a few shops at the moment. They are bigger than your standard sized bag.
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defjam
10:13 Fri Sep 4
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All chocolates are fucking tiny now, it's a disgrace!
They're just a bit bigger than the mini size versions.
PS Coffee revel are cunts.
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Roger Mellie
10:12 Fri Sep 4
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A Yorkie is the best thing since sliced bread.
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Grumpster
10:11 Fri Sep 4
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Not had revels for ages as I find the bags are too small.
Probably as I'm bigger than I was when 10!
They are lovely though and so much better since they fucked off the coconut ones.
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Hammer and Pickle
10:11 Fri Sep 4
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Good lad MrCrowmanSir!
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